Ihr Statement:
Why hello, everyone!
It's been, what, ten years? My goodness so much has happened since I retired. While still actively filming, I moved away from Oregon and relocated to Orlando. In the midst of moving to Orlando, I met someone from Miami, moved there instead, and shortly after got married.
Nearly ten years later here I am, freshly divorced, finally living in a ridiculously pink and fluffy apartment, hanging out with my very spoiled and gorgeous cockatiels, working a regular job, and making up for lost time. My producers were always so dismayed at my red hair; I wonder whether they'd like that I've gone back to my natural blonde?
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